"Dammit, Jim, I'm a comper, not a clarinetist! Oh, wait; I'm both. Well, I'm not a flutist, then! Oops. I'm one of those, too. Then I'm definitely not a yoga instructor! Hold it. I've got that going on, as well. There's no way I'm all of those things and a former pong champion, too! Um, well, nevermind."
